all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
Be a lady in the streets and a dark, terrifying, chthonic hellbeast in the roads and alleyways, in the liminal, protean spaces from which people avert their gaze and speed past in unthinking, primal terror.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
*plans life around having a rich significant other*
I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty